1 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,960 We're not lost. The town is. 2 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,560 Here, let's see that. 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,200 Oh, look, there's a signpost. 4 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:20,380 Splendid. 5 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:26,900 Let's see. 6 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:28,740 Devil's domain. 7 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,440 Undependable pool, alkali, creek, rattlesnake, gulch. 8 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:36,060 Buzzard's fluff. 9 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,360 Burnish flats? 10 00:00:54,930 --> 00:01:01,810 Oh, our map says 11 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:06,670 that it's due east. 12 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:17,630 Five into the sun. 13 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,780 What do you say, you and me, you go outside and get some of them fellas, 14 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:41,170 Must lead somewhere. 15 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:43,570 Must be better than nowhere. 16 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:14,890 Hurry up. I can't hold this all day. 17 00:03:17,190 --> 00:03:18,190 Mark. 18 00:03:19,890 --> 00:03:20,890 Oh. 19 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,590 Suppose Thrush has gotten it before we have. 20 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:27,250 And they won't have if they run over the same cactus bush. 21 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:30,230 Yeah. 22 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,459 And that's Valley's exclusive one. And I'm living only to... We'll go into that 23 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:23,080 some other time. He's waiting out the back. 24 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:36,700 Run! Come on! 25 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:38,260 Come in around! 26 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,380 Come in around! 27 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,100 Go! 28 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,360 Henry! 29 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,600 You missed! 30 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:04,980 I shouldn't have done that. 31 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:09,000 I promised myself I wouldn't do things like that anymore. 32 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,840 Of course I can hear you. There's nothing wrong with my ears. 33 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:58,060 I got ears like a fox. Always had. 34 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,700 You said, can you hear me? 35 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,640 Right. Do you know why those men were chasing you? 36 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:08,700 Sure. They're trying to force me into selling them my holdings. Holdings? 37 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:14,520 The whole town of Furnace Flats and 1 ,600 adjoining acres 38 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,540 of wasteland. 39 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:22,100 Would make the best outdoor movie location beside Purgatory. 40 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:23,480 Hang on, Pop. 41 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,220 There's a helicopter coming. We'll have that bullet out of you in no time at 42 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:28,420 all. Bullet? 43 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,640 What bullet? 44 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:30,860 What you shot. 45 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,680 No, no. 46 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,080 Heart attack. 47 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:38,780 My doc said the next one I had would be my last. 48 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:40,800 Here comes the chopper now. 49 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:58,740 This. This is the reason why Thrush is so anxious to acquire the late Miss 50 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,120 Geek's property in Death Valley. 51 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,900 Might make a lovely paperweight. What is it? 52 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:17,900 It's called Tritritanium D, one of nature's rarest oddities. 53 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:19,820 A relatively new discovery. 54 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,540 Looks harmless enough. 55 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:25,840 What does Slush think they're going to do with it? A six -inch crystal rod of 56 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:30,560 tritidinium -D, when placed in an ordinary 200 -watt laser, could 57 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,500 laser into an unstoppable death ray. 58 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:34,280 What do you mean, unstoppable? 59 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:39,140 Well, it could, in fact, kill a man seated at his desk in an atomic bomb 60 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:40,840 shelter, buried deep in a mountain. 61 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:44,280 Where can you find it? 62 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,560 As far as we know, there's only one place on Earth where it can be found, 63 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,400 Slush wanted this for Slush's purposes. 64 00:08:51,470 --> 00:08:53,870 The abandoned mine where that sample was taken from. 65 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:55,170 Which is? 66 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:58,110 The utter anguished gold mine. It furnished flats. 67 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:01,110 Thrush must not be allowed to acquire that property. 68 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:02,630 One question, sir. 69 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:06,250 Now the Mesquite is dead, who will inherit his properties? 70 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,890 Well, that you'll have to find out. 71 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:12,930 The executor of the late Mesquite's estate is another Death Valley character 72 00:09:12,930 --> 00:09:14,650 goes by the name of Packer Joe. 73 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:16,970 Joe. 74 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:18,750 J -O. 75 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:20,770 No. 76 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,770 Would you please come in? 77 00:09:33,410 --> 00:09:34,410 Hacker Joe. 78 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:37,810 Death Valley's only resident. 79 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:40,030 Multi -millionaire. 80 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:41,850 Slap in the middle of Death Valley. 81 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:46,270 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 82 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,390 I, uh... 83 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:51,610 Came here to get away from tall, handsome men. 84 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:56,090 Uh... Uh, Packer Joe. 85 00:09:56,870 --> 00:10:01,410 Somehow you don't strike me as the sort who'd be packing in supplies to Death 86 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,490 Valley. Oh, you mean my nickname? 87 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:10,410 Well, I got that from the way I used to, uh... Pack them in at the Tivoli. 88 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:11,950 The Tivoli? 89 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:14,530 Before I married Poopsie. 90 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:16,570 Poopsie? 91 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:21,450 He, uh, died shortly after we married. 92 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:22,730 Oh. 93 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:25,170 Heat prostration. 94 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:37,410 I thought 95 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:40,890 you said you moved here to get away from tall, handsome men. 96 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:44,350 I'm tapering off. 97 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,160 Now, why don't you come in and meet the others? 98 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:52,800 Others? 99 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,480 Others. 100 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,480 Astrid! 101 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,700 You've activated the watch. It's a bomb. 102 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,720 I assume you three have met? In a manner of speaking, yes. 103 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:12,920 Mr. Astorik gave us some unintentional assistance last year in Peshawar. On a 104 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,420 job we were doing. We incapacitated three of our opposition. 105 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,260 And he incapacitated four more. 106 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:21,500 In a fit of blind and controllable rage. How ever did you explain that to Thrush 107 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,500 Central? 108 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:33,700 My psychiatrist and I both agree that I do not have an uncontrollable temper. 109 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,600 And if you say that again, I'll blow all of us up! 110 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:44,860 You were saying it will be this Thursday before we learn who falls heir to Mr. 111 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,200 Mesquite Sweet's real estate holdings. April? 112 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,280 Who's that? 113 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:53,080 Our slinky friend just introduced us if you've been paying attention. 114 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,160 Her name is Mrs. Ladybug Bird. 115 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:03,620 Mark, before you came I was explaining that Mesquite's mother was the legendary 116 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,220 Death Valley Flossie. 117 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:12,760 And this coming Thursday marks the 100th anniversary of her famous ride 118 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:19,480 from Alkali Creek across the Devil's Domain to Furnace 119 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,780 Flats. Devil's Domain? 120 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:26,140 Mile after mile of desert quicksands. 121 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:31,840 What did she want to go do that for? Some people have speculated that she may 122 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,480 have been intoxicated. 123 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,760 Sounds plausible. 124 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:41,220 Mesquite was very proud of his mother. 125 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:48,200 His will stipulates that his entire estate will go to any young lady with 126 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:54,960 sufficient courage and stamina to duplicate her famous ride. 127 00:12:55,500 --> 00:13:00,920 What if more than one young lady should... The issue will be decided by 128 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:05,620 a contest, a race, this coming Thursday. 129 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:11,390 If I understand correctly, winner take all. 130 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,830 Winner take all. 131 00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:19,730 Well, Miss Dancer? 132 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:24,190 I'll be there. 133 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,250 Good. So will Thrush. 134 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,850 Now, what will you do if she has a knife? 135 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:49,340 Can't tell you how much better I feel about this race already. 136 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,680 Will the contestants please report to the judges' stand? 137 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,500 There's only one thing I don't like. 138 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:09,860 What's that? 139 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,320 The whole set -up. 140 00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:17,430 I wouldn't worry about her. 141 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,550 Part of the equipment you draw is a six -gun. 142 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,630 Besides, I got permission to sneak one of these into a saddlebag. 143 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:25,510 Oh, a flare gun. Just what I need. 144 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,750 No, it's not a flare gun. 145 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:33,250 That is new, isn't it? 146 00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:36,010 I can't believe I have a Fisher in Ordnance Department. 147 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:37,670 It's a miniature ground -to -air missile. 148 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:41,830 It automatically homes in on the engine of any helicopter or light plane. So if 149 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:44,150 Thrush decides to move in, the reinforcements are going to... Pow! 150 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,920 That makes me feel a little better. 151 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,720 Furthermore, I bugged her mule. 152 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,580 Her what? 153 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,200 Her mule. She rides a mule. 154 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,060 That suits her, doesn't it? 155 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,020 I put the bug behind the mules left here, so if anything happens to you out 156 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,220 the desert, I'll be listening. 157 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,180 When you get to the judges' stand, make certain you pick the equipment on the 158 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,180 left. 159 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:19,050 Why? I painted the inside of the other two canteens with blissful myosin. 160 00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:20,550 Oh, what's that? 161 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:24,110 It's a colorless, odorless, water -soluble poison. 162 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:30,210 It causes death within seconds. Symptoms identical to heat exhaustion. 163 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:31,950 Remember, 164 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,090 the equipment on the left. 165 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,450 Yeah. 166 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,930 I still don't understand why you're involved in this. 167 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,890 Oh, personal reason. 168 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,990 Well, everyone is ready. 169 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:05,590 Well, as you all know, Mesquite's will stipulates that each contestant carry 170 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,250 same equipment that Death Valley Flossie carried on her famous ride. 171 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:13,850 A six -gun, a canteen of water, and a... A whiskey? 172 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,120 Snakebite kit, darling. 173 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:22,060 Now, as I was saying... 174 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:38,220 Ladies, 175 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,100 ladies, ladies, I mean, ladies! 176 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:46,300 Good heavens, it doesn't really matter which pieces of equipment you get. 177 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:52,640 Now, now there, and there, and that's for you, and that, 178 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:58,500 and that should do it. Did you by any chance misplace something, Miss X? 179 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,240 Now, if you're all ready, you may line up the starting line. 180 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,040 Was that the starting gun? 181 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:24,819 Yes. Well, in that case, what are we waiting for? 182 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:48,040 Miss Keat had some of those cartridges lying around for 30 years. 183 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,180 Obviously, they lost some of their chick. 184 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,020 Obviously. 185 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,220 The contestants' guns, were they loaded with these? 186 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,460 Not altogether. 187 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,060 I had to buy a few new cartridges. 188 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,520 I mixed them in with the others. 189 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,600 You see? 190 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:28,070 Here's champagne to our real friends and real pain to our sham friends. 191 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:33,510 And here's to our husbands and sweethearts. 192 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,730 May they never meet. 193 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:42,410 To the love that lies in a woman's eyes and lies and lies and lies and lies. 194 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:58,770 That's a very good idea. 195 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,970 And here's mud in your eye. 196 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:14,750 Very good. 197 00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:17,810 Why don't you go ahead and drink? 198 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,230 Are you kidding? 199 00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:21,430 I saw you put your fingers over that. 200 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,410 Well, you're thirsty. Go ahead and drink. 201 00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:26,570 No, thank you. See, what's wrong with you anyway? 202 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,630 Well, it was only a suspicion before. 203 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:32,970 But now I feel absolutely convinced that Thrush must have tampered with two of 204 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:33,970 the canteens. 205 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:36,750 Some people wouldn't trust their own mothers. 206 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,350 Ladybug, don't! 207 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:45,790 Goodness, 208 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,350 I had no idea it was so grimy out here. 209 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,270 certainly have to admire you, too. 210 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,950 You haven't even touched your water. 211 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,070 Oh, Will. 212 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400 Where's Dolly X? 213 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,820 Wasn't she riding in front of you? 214 00:20:55,180 --> 00:21:00,360 As soon as we entered this ravine, she pushed on ahead just as fast as she 215 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,060 could. Undependable pool if she gets there before we do. 216 00:21:52,590 --> 00:21:54,870 Well? What does it say? 217 00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:02,130 Go to jail. 218 00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:07,050 Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. 219 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:10,010 Do not collect $200. 220 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:57,760 If it's poison, this should change from green to yellow. 221 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,580 You see it? 222 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,080 Still green. 223 00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:27,390 I wouldn't drink that if I were you. 224 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,830 I feel fine. 225 00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:42,350 It must be some sort of delayed action poison. 226 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:50,430 Luckily, I have several kinds of antidotes here. 227 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,510 We'll just stick around and see what your symptoms are. 228 00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:55,310 You want my symptoms? 229 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,500 You're going to have to follow me. 230 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,320 That Dolly X woman is ahead of us now. 231 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,900 And I intend to win this race. 232 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,320 Well, now, wait a minute. 233 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:09,140 Now, listen, if you should start feeling strange, head back this way fast. 234 00:24:47,149 --> 00:24:48,530 Open field, Channel S. 235 00:24:56,630 --> 00:25:00,110 Yeah. This is Florence of Arabia at the poison pool. 236 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,250 Where are you stationed now? 237 00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:06,050 I came down to the funnest flats to keep an eye on Asterix until the race is 238 00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:07,050 over. 239 00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:09,670 It's dead boring here. 240 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,810 I bet it's a lot more interesting where you are. 241 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,210 Did you say poison? 242 00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:17,290 Yes, Dolly X got to Undependable Pool before I did. 243 00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:19,310 I think she poisoned it. 244 00:25:20,630 --> 00:25:21,670 What do I do now? 245 00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:23,530 Well, the first thing is, don't panic. 246 00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:28,390 I can't remember what comes next. 247 00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:29,870 Oh, great. 248 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,790 Listen, isn't there some sort of desert stone or something that you can squeeze 249 00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:35,930 and water comes out of it? 250 00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:39,390 No, it's a species of cactus. Besides, I think it only grows in tropical 251 00:25:39,390 --> 00:25:40,790 rainforests or something like that. 252 00:25:48,689 --> 00:25:50,970 I believe my horse has just been sedated. 253 00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:56,770 You know, I thought you said your horse had been sedated. 254 00:25:57,030 --> 00:25:58,030 I did. 255 00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:02,090 Well, that doesn't sound quite violent enough for thrush. 256 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,330 Listen, are you sure you know where Dolly X is? 257 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,670 Her tracks were leading off into the desert. 258 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,940 Huh. 259 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800 That's funny. 260 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,960 What's funny? 261 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:25,120 Well, I can see Ladybug clearly enough, but I can't find a trace of Dolly X 262 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,120 or her tracks. 263 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,480 Well, that is strange. 264 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,600 There must be some explanation. 265 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,620 Oh, there is. 266 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,080 But definitely. 267 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,800 Love, you don't know the meaning of the word. 268 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,780 Don't I, Miss... Can I call you backer? 269 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,800 Please do. 270 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,120 It means you haven't scored any points at all. 271 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800 My serve. 272 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,420 What's the matter? You should be smiling, happy. 273 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:28,400 A day like this, I just don't feel like torturing anyone. 274 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,080 One can't have everything, can one? 275 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,220 Yeah. Lucky for you. 276 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:39,380 Now, let's see what you Uncle Dames carry in your saddlebag. 277 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,520 Oh, I'd hate to have been in kindergarten with you. 278 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:06,360 Yeah, that's what they all used to say. 279 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,940 Now... Now what's this? 280 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:23,160 Now you've done it. 281 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:24,820 That's the last of our water. 282 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,520 Well, it doesn't make any difference. 283 00:28:29,889 --> 00:28:31,130 Well, now. 284 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,030 A flare gun. 285 00:28:35,470 --> 00:28:40,530 Were you worried by any chance thinking of signaling in a helicopter after it 286 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:41,429 got dark? 287 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,250 Goodness gracious, no. 288 00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:46,930 That would be cheating. 289 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,550 Well, 290 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:51,230 it wouldn't do you any good anyway. 291 00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:53,950 We've got a helicopter coming in at dusk. 292 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,980 A good hot meal and plenty of fresh water, grain for my mule. Why, I'll be 293 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:01,960 across that desert by morning, fresh as the days. 294 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,960 And me? 295 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,720 Well, we can't leave any bodies lying around out here. It might nullify the 296 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,720 results of the race. 297 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:13,460 Therefore? 298 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:18,080 Therefore, you'll be flown out by helicopter and cremated. 299 00:29:25,179 --> 00:29:29,580 You just can't beat those thrush pilots for pinpoint accuracy and timing. 300 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:33,480 I don't think he sees us. 301 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,400 It is getting dark awfully fast. 302 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:38,100 Oh, you're nuts. 303 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,040 He's heading right for us. 304 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,580 You're right. You're absolutely right. He is heading right for us. Couldn't 305 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:47,580 us in a hundred years. 306 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,620 Well, maybe not exactly straight for us. 307 00:29:52,330 --> 00:29:54,390 Oh, yes, straight. Straight as a die. 308 00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:56,470 Pinpoint accuracy. 309 00:29:56,990 --> 00:30:00,350 Well, I'm going to make doubly sure he doesn't miss. 310 00:30:00,890 --> 00:30:02,970 Isn't it just like you thrush people? 311 00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:05,630 Using our own weapons against us. 312 00:30:06,230 --> 00:30:07,230 Brains. 313 00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:16,230 You can't just pick up one. 314 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,750 Why not? 315 00:30:19,030 --> 00:30:20,030 It isn't fair. 316 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,480 All right, then, two. 317 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,140 It's inhuman to leave one all alone out there. 318 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:27,500 All right, then. 319 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,220 I'll pick up all three. 320 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:30,420 Better. 321 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,820 Now, now, Dolly, I know exactly what you're thinking, and I... 322 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:12,470 I thought you didn't want any bodies lying around. 323 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:19,410 Well, we're just going to have to take our chances. Now, we don't have to go 324 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:20,450 rushing into this, do we? 325 00:31:21,150 --> 00:31:27,770 You ain't nervous, are you? Oh, no, no. I just thought maybe I could have time 326 00:31:27,770 --> 00:31:28,970 for a cigarette. Huh? 327 00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:31,470 Just one cigarette? 328 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:33,350 Okay. 329 00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:35,690 I'm not inhuman yet. 330 00:31:40,590 --> 00:31:43,070 I'm going to enjoy watching you squirm. 331 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,990 You didn't expect to catch me on that, did you? 332 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:07,370 On second thought, I think I'll light it for you myself. 333 00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:11,000 And point it right... Into your face. 334 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,220 Won't you come into my parlor? 335 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,740 Said the fly to the spider. 336 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:42,900 Beautiful morning. 337 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:48,520 I managed to nearly fill two bottles with the mud, you might call it. 338 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:50,760 Sleeping beauty's still out cold. 339 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,040 I'll be off as soon as I can locate her mule. 340 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,580 Cigarette? No. 341 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,740 Don't I get a last request? 342 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,840 Shoot. 343 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,880 Do you have to phrase it like that? 344 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,840 I beg your pardon. 345 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:37,060 What is your last request? 346 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,800 Point me in the right direction. 347 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,000 You'd have spent a little more time looking around. 348 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:39,250 In that case, hold on. 349 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,810 I still have one bullet left. 350 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:52,570 And I shot the sixth gun right down your throat. 351 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,040 Yes, it's one of the new models, both transmitter and receiver, and I've got 352 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,080 master control right here. 353 00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:39,200 And it's... Still behind the mule's left ear. 354 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:45,400 Good. Now turn that bug on to receive full volume. 355 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,700 Yes, madam. 356 00:36:09,850 --> 00:36:12,930 development. About an hour ago, we received a call from one of our paid 357 00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:15,090 informants, a minor thrush on the ring. 358 00:36:16,030 --> 00:36:20,530 He claimed that he had proof that Mesquite was once married and has a 359 00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:22,870 Illegal out of his estate? 360 00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:24,570 So our informant claimed. 361 00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:29,050 He said that for $5 ,000, he'd give us her name and her present whereabouts. 362 00:36:29,330 --> 00:36:30,330 And you accepted? 363 00:36:30,590 --> 00:36:34,910 Yes. But when we went to complete the transaction, we found our informant 364 00:36:34,910 --> 00:36:37,810 in a walk -in deep freeze, dying from heat frustration. 365 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:40,540 Before he died, he whispered four words. 366 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,560 She's in the race. 367 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:45,840 Lady Bud Bird. 368 00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:18,990 It looks like a small ground -to -ground missile. 369 00:37:19,690 --> 00:37:21,130 That seems unlikely, doesn't it? 370 00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:22,890 With thrush, anything is possible. 371 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,930 I expect you to predict, Mr. Dancer, in every way possible. 372 00:37:27,330 --> 00:37:28,330 Yes, sir. 373 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:33,430 Can't hit April with that thing. 374 00:37:34,990 --> 00:37:37,590 How could they possibly pinpoint her in the middle of the desert? 375 00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:46,170 What do you mean, where am I, what am I doing? 376 00:37:47,029 --> 00:37:49,850 I am just sitting here, resting. 377 00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:51,730 Where's Dolly X? 378 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:57,410 She's sitting out there in the hot sun, resting. 379 00:37:57,810 --> 00:38:00,250 What do you mean, sitting out there in the hot sun? Aren't you sitting out 380 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:01,250 in the hot sun, too? 381 00:38:01,790 --> 00:38:08,390 Well, as a matter of fact, there is only one lousy tree in this entire lousy 382 00:38:08,390 --> 00:38:12,390 desert, and I happen to be sitting under it, resting. 383 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,340 Nine, eight, seven. 384 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:24,160 April, doesn't it strike you as rather suspicious that she's letting you sit 385 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,360 under the only fixed landmark in the whole desert while she sits out in the 386 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:28,900 Huh? 387 00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:31,360 Two, one, zero. 388 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,440 April, are you all right? 389 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,260 Can you hear me, April? 390 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:56,620 Are you all right? 391 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,460 Of course I'm all right. 392 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,240 I'm hot. 393 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,020 I'm tired. 394 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,240 Dying of thirst. 395 00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:11,580 I've lost my horse. 396 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,620 And someone has just fired a ground -to -ground mislead me. 397 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600 But otherwise... 398 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:30,140 Jobs just have to be finished by hand, don't they? Now, remember, Dolly, it 399 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:33,180 isn't whether you win or lose, but how you play the game. 400 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,640 Oh, dear me. 401 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,750 April, are you all right? 402 00:40:37,550 --> 00:40:40,930 It's not how you play the game that counts, but whether you win or lose. 403 00:40:52,930 --> 00:40:57,670 If one of the other entries show up first, we'll greet her with a blast of 404 00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:59,110 blissful myosin pellets. 405 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:01,210 How's that for irony? 406 00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:05,090 Falling dead of heat exhaustion or a few short steps in front of the finish 407 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:06,390 line. So. 408 00:41:08,310 --> 00:41:10,130 I've always loved cameras. 409 00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:14,810 When I first started, I wanted to be an actress. 410 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:18,650 Look, we're setting off to shoot the end of the race. We can't be bothered with 411 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:19,650 this chit -chat. 412 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,900 Until I give the signal. 413 00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:06,620 Maybe she twisted her ankle or something. 414 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,840 Looks as though I win, doesn't it? Not fun. 415 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,680 Can't you open this way? No. 416 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:42,620 No mind ventilation shaft. 417 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:20,950 It would appear I have crossed the finish line, whereas you have not. 418 00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:23,510 I believe I am the winner. 419 00:43:34,810 --> 00:43:38,930 The winner, which she would have been anyway, win or lose. 420 00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:40,390 What's that? 421 00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:45,130 It's a personal letter from Mesquite Swede to the winner of the race. 422 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:46,930 What does it say? 423 00:43:47,210 --> 00:43:53,750 Dear daughter, I knew if you had one half, your grandma's spunk and grit, 424 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,190 show up and win this race. 425 00:43:55,590 --> 00:43:56,630 Good for you. 426 00:43:58,190 --> 00:44:00,910 Your loving pa, Mesquite Swede. 427 00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:03,790 What a wonderful, sentimental old man. 428 00:44:04,510 --> 00:44:08,710 I only wish I'd known him when he was alive. 429 00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:12,630 Then you are his long -lost daughter. 430 00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,050 What? 431 00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:15,770 Of course not. Don't be silly. 432 00:44:15,990 --> 00:44:21,610 My father was the original chairman of the board for Dynamic Motors 433 00:44:22,310 --> 00:44:24,790 Then why was it so important for you to win this race? 434 00:44:26,690 --> 00:44:31,790 I'm chairman of the preservation committee, Wilderness and Wildlife Club 435 00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:32,790 California. 436 00:44:33,550 --> 00:44:38,870 I think this would make a lovely wildlife sanctuary for vanishing desert 437 00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:42,930 species, scorpions, tarantulas. 438 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:46,180 Cacti. Cacti. 439 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,340 Then Mesquite's real daughter wasn't in the race at all. Oh, yes, she was. 440 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,740 You. Me. 441 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,160 You think, ain't it, sweet? 442 00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:03,260 Now, once more, I'm going to contest that will in court. I don't think our 443 00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:06,820 lawyer will have too much trouble proving that Mesquite Swede was mentally 444 00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:08,620 incompetent when he drew up that will. 445 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,700 This race itself should be proof of that. 446 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,860 I told you to stay away from that. I always did want to shoot someone on 447 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:23,300 Blissful Morrison? 448 00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:25,700 I'm afraid so. 449 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,080 I'd recognize those symptoms anywhere. 450 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,920 Some joke. 451 00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,790 You wouldn't by any chance have a shovel? 452 00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:12,150 Sorry, love. Best I could find. What?